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Alan Hansen’s Abstract Noun of the Week
Je voudrais un plat du merde; sans fourchette This week’s Match of the Day was brought to you by the word: COMPOSURE and the number 14, for Theo Walcott. A tricky situation for Hansen here, as he had...
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“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem”– Woody Allen
A troublesome showing from wor Alan this week. After a stellar season debut last week, he now seems distant, petulant and uncomfortable; it was like watching a man who was completely unsuited to media...
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Kevin Nolan: “Actually, I think you’ll find that I am ‘that kind of player’”
Kevin Nolan has sensationally broken his silence over his horror tackle on Victor Anichebe. In an open letter to Fisted Away readers, Kevin lays bare his soul and will dive in two-footed…straight to...
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What Alan Shearer Knows about…breaks
"Oh! The Huge-Manatee!" Like the resplendent Alan above*, I have been taking a break from the WASKAF posts. I’d love to pretend that this was because my Saturday nights have all been spent larging it...
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Alan Hansen’s Abstract Noun of the Week : Proselytism
“Pace…. poooower..pitiful producshin valyooze. “
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“[INSERT PLAYER NAME] for England” says [INSERT PLAYER NAME]
Following his perfectly acceptable performance against [insert team], there has been talk of [insert player name] playing his way into the England squad for next year’s World Cup in South Africa....
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Arsenal apparently don’t like it up, across, through, or lunging recklessly...
Following painstaking research from the nation’s leading football pundits, and Robbo Robson, it has been discovered that many Arsenal players – amazingly - do not take kindly to being maimed every...
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Roberto Mancini’s imaginary card-waving results in imaginary ban for Martin...
FA officials studying the video of Manchester City’s 3-0 win over Liverpool have retrospectively awarded Martin Škrtel an imaginary three game ban following Roberto Mancini’s persuasive waving of an...
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Euro 2012: Battle of the Broadcasters
Follow @Regista_blog ::: FistedAway welcomes a guest post from Michael, who has an ace surname and runs the splendid Regista ::: Euro-time is almost upon us. And yet, most of our attention is wrongly...
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BBC desperately trying to get MOTD team to say something career-ending on air
Follow @fistedaway A BBC insider has revealed the lengths the corporation has gone to entrap the Match of the Day team- into uttering something so heinous that they have an excuse to sack them...
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